Email 13 - Sometimes kids give us a good laugh !

Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn'thave ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie.... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'____________ _________ _________ ___TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherrytree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his fatherdidn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ____________ _________ _________ ________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.____________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.____________ _________ _________ _____TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking whenpeople are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher ____________ _________ _________ ____ LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!